Baby

By Noah Walker

chapter one about us

There was a family that had two kids that were boys although their mom was having a baby they almost didn’t even notice. Their names are Noah and Logan they liked to play together but they knew they would have someone else to play with. They also had friends named Jack, max and tanner and he really likes them. Noah likes his brother, his mom and dad, his friends, his monkey, hockey, you-gi-oh and pokemon. Logan likes Noah, mom and dad, hockey, reading, his friends, potato’s, fish, foot ball ,avatar, yo-gi-oh and pokemon. Mom likes Noah, Logan, dad, 30 minute meals , writing , potato chips, read, movies, plating flowers and Tlc. Dad likes Noah, Logan, Mom, hockey, poker, Christmas , Foot ball , pizza , Canada and his birthday. that’s all I have in mind right now. now this family was good but one kid was missing but what will their parents say will they say one two three I `m out or will lets have this one than will talk about it nobody knows except me because I'm the righter here. now are story beings at the day there mom was having a baby Noah and Logan were watching TV when their mom ran in the house I’m having a baby Sean! Oh No! that’s bad honey no Sean that’s good or is something bad going on with hockey or poker? two things one I’m not watching poker two hockey is not on it is on strike and now only Ahl is on ok honey. ok then but it is still good ok. No well not for me one two three I’m out ok. hhhhhhhhhh ok I guess so ha! ha! ha! dad interrupted what’s so funny don’t you get it one two three I’m out like in baseball one two three your out now don’t you get it oh ha! ha! ha! Now that’s a funny joke . Do you have any more? No. sorry but I don`t have any more. I` st almost bed time Logan. Aww said Logan. Bed time guys. Aww I do not want to go to bed. Me and my big fat mouth. It’s bath time and shower time guys. Aww but I don`t want to have a shower said Noah. Yes said Logan. Anyway how did you get so fat and were where you? I was at the doctor and I am going to have a baby. You are. YES! I already told you oh sorry but what about Logan and me It’s Logan and I not Logan and me and you and Logan will have to help me with him ok. But I don`t want to help. No butts you and Logan have to help. Oooooh what you said bathroom talk butt well you did to well you said it first well your not suppose to talk bathroom talk. Ok you got me butt can I still not have a shower? oops I `m sorry. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Awwwwwwwwwwwww ok I guess so it least I don`t have a very boring bath. ok it will be just one two three I `m out just like in baseball HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! So you get it to. Yep I get it what you said because your dad or Sean told me that. oh ok then HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!. Why are you still laughing? because we both said one two three I `m out ok. Oh ok so that `s why your still laughing oh HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! The Next Day hhhhhhhhhhh! Noah! I `m awake. I `m awake. oh sorry no I woke up by myself before you or Logan got in here. oh ok then. it is almost time for school. oh ok then. butt can I Pa noodles? Ok. thank `s I was just kidding around so NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWW I really wanted some Pa noodles and that hurt my ears you mean this SO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES oh sorry ow ow ow I` d better get ready for school you didn’t have that breakfast yet so you have to eat your breakfast first butt it is eight twenty seven. Oh sorry. What? I said the bathroom talk butt. Oh ok. Oh sorry. What now? I said it again. Oh ok Noah. Ok. Ok. In School 2+10000000000000000000=? I know! I know! I know! Said Jake Noah 2+10000000000000000000=10000000000000000002 your correct now lets sing the a b c` s in opera AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW A B C D E F G H I J K L M M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Now I Know my A B C next time won` t youuuuuuuuuuuu singggggggggggggggggg withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. now backwards AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh singgggggggggggggg won` t time abc my know I now Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA defiantly OPERA now say six teen and you will nearly faint SIX TEEN and they did nearly faint. Now go two lunch. Now wall I was eating lunch people where saying fart fart ohhhhhhhhhhhh yummy a tart. Can I have it ?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my tart please NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

                    chapter two the nurse  

                it`s almost time yes!!!3:00 time for ressces

YAHOO!!!!!!! NOAH NOAH NOAH COMON COMON

TAG hhhhhhh ok ok tag your it.    At home. Wher is mom? At the nurse. did she brack her leg? nope.then what happend? I can not tell you.Oh please! Nope.                          chapter three It`s time   SEAN SEAN it`s comming! it`s here!WAA!    Noah Logan come here! Noah rember when I told you that mom was at the nurse? well this is why. she`s having a baby! His name is Eathan.       chapter four all about Ethan he like`s tv, toy`s, chewing, eating,and Especially his family!